We hold your data as precious and valuable, to us as much as to you and will only monetarise this information if profitable and/or funny.
We promise that we are unlikely to violate your privacy by breaking into your house and rummaging through your underwear drawer but, to be honest, that is more down to laziness than to a lack of mala fides.
GDPR blah blah blah it is not like anyone reads this anyway but, like everyone else, will pretend that we understand it whilst ignoring the whole shebang and reckoning that there is no way on earth that the Information Commissioner will have time to look at the many and egregious breaches of it. GDPR, we laugh at GDPR.
We want to use your cookies to track you down, capture and then release you on a desert island to be hunted as the Greatest Game Of All. You can object but it is too late now. Privacy Policy